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Not much going on in the about-me section, here. I hear these things are supposed to describe you in a couple of words, but erm. I have no idea. This is terribly awkward, isn't it? Isn't it painful to read?

...Right, so, I'll try. Here's the simple things: I'm 16 years old, from NYC, bisexual, and a hopeless artistic.
And I like making up words and terms. Like hopeless artistic.
Kay, I think this is getting wordy now. Here's my facebook?
[http://www.facebook.com/kayeisyourhawtsex] 1/1

sunisup:

[Image: a page from that godawful new comic where Starfire has been recharacterized as a bored sexbot, but someone has replaced the original dialogue with something more appropriate and in-character. Roy Harper and Starfire are at the beach, Roy is reclining on a lounge chair and drinking some cocktail-ish beverage, Starfire is just standing around striking poses specifically designed to make the male readership drool.

Starfire: Friend Speedy, your reminiscence of humans past is… how you say… “The Weaksauce.” I would much rather invite you to participate in the glorious Tamaranian practice of “Flipper Garb Frap Nor.”

Roy Harper: Flapper grab…? Uh, not sure I’m familiar with that one Star.

Starfire: Forgive my earth speak… I would invite you to share in “The Intercourse”!

Roy Harper: *chokes on his drink* Um, but—uh—aren’t you—um, sorta—Jason’s girl?

Starfire: Absurd. On my home planet of Tamaran, it is only natural to take many lovers. It is one’s ultimate expression of friendship. If you are not interested I can probably—

Roy Harper: No, no… Happy to oblige.

Starfire: Splendiferous! A joyous time will be had by all!

Roy Harper: So, is there anything I need to know about making love to a Tamaranean?

Starfire: Failure to provide climax results in immediate decapitation.]

pheonee:

meowmixeightysix:

QUICK WHERE DO I FIND THIS VERSION I WANT TO BUY THIS ONE INSTEAD.

anderjak:

notasuperhero:

letsallgotothelobby:

catbountry:

itswallie:

halflomps:

theloinlesslioness:

cartilaginousfat:

dream-cock:

iamlingy:

redhoodsandbloodyhearts:

spacemenfromspace:

romanadvoratrelundar:

Now this is much better.

this is beautiful

can this just be the actual comic book right here kthx

“Failure to provide climax results in immediate decapitation”

Holy fuck I would buy this book in an instant

oh my god i would read the shit out of this

CAN YOU JUST WRITE THEIR LINES FROM NOW ON? PLEASE?? LS;KDGHA;SD

bene

YES!!

THAT IS HOW THE GURL I KNOW TALKS

mostly

ahauefgaeufgahgeisrfh

AKSDJSKFS

KORY JASDGLKWUF

sppotjff that last line

More like this please.

Book immediately improved.

PERFECTION

I did think just rewriting the wording would be all that’s necessary to make it “acceptable,” to an extent, but…

This is genius.

HRKAKSDLLL;;;

Now there’s the Starfire we know and love!