December 2011
alambgrons:
do you ever get so platonically infatuated with someone that you just want to shower them with love and never stop but you’re afraid they’ll think you’re creepy and secretly start to judge you and no ssh stop all i want to do is love you
So
Community’s a pretty funny show.
November 2011
maxfuckingbemis:
hilaryskank:
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
Odamn. Hi guys xD
October 2011
Lesbian alternatives to the phrase "Cockblock"
theglib:
sweetladykisses:
1) Vagected 2) Twat swat 3) Clam jam 4) Clitorference 5) Beaver impeder 6) Taco blocko 7) Scissorception
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Clitorference.
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SATs on Saturday
browena-ravenclaw:
My mom’s all, “YOU BETTER GET MORE THAN A 1970.”
And then she throws a book in front of me.
And I’m just staring at it all
DAT GIF.
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cfourcalvin:
chincent:
bella-trix-not-swan:
hiorion:
matthewnich0llz:
wereall-mad-here:
theendisalreadyhere:
brandyway:
You were on your way home when you died.
It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so...
Three of the Saddest Moments in My Childhood:
10knotes:
Nauseous from eating expired ramen
Poor people problems x-x
itszanny:
cloysterbell:
Don’t forget to wake up that guy from Green Day tomorrow.
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And when I say, “YOUR NEW HAIRCUT IS ADORABLE”, I mean “YOUR NEW HAIRCUT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A LESBIAN”.
Which, in that case, meant the same thing.
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boy: can i see how many fingers i can get in u
girl: sure baby stick them up there really slowly
boy: one finger.. two... three... four... five wow but girl ur so tight
girl: you can fit ur entire hand up there
boy: what
girl was really a glove
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floweringmoon:
Flowering Moon: WONDERING FOREVER…
apprenticewitchofgold:
floweringmoon:
apprenticewitchofgold:
floweringmoon:
apprenticewitchofgold:
Over whether Yasu is a boy or a girl.
Its been plaguing me for weeks.
Its most plausible s/he’s a boy due to the extra mystery put into it, but then again he could easily be a girl.
GAH. Y THEY NO TELL US ;A;
I think, in my...
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geekyaznboi:
Prove you’re a 90’s kid and just...
tailikeswaffles:
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inasolitarystyle:
what i learned in boating school is
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Trust in friends:
Expectation:
Reality:
the notes omg.
This is supposedly The Formula of Nicki Minaj...
wolfbitchraeen:
The guide to nicki minaj type rhymes. You’re Nicki Minaj (or any Young Money rapper) and you have to write a 16-bar verse in 5 minutes. Simple. You’re writing 16 lines, so that’s 4 rhyme series. Lines 1-4: Rhyme Series A, 5-8: Rhyme Series B, 9-12: Rhyme Series C, 13-16: Rhyme Series D Now the good thing about this is that your rhymes can be really simple because you’re Nicki...
September 2011
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