Secondhand Reality

queefsmyname:

Do you ever just sit in a room and think “Ok so im like the 4th least ugly person in this room I’m doing good so far”

(Source: soupsmyname, via sugars)

alambgrons:

do you ever get so platonically infatuated with someone that you just want to shower them with love and never stop but you’re afraid they’ll think you’re creepy and secretly start to judge you and no ssh stop all i want to do is love you

(Source: wadekinsellla, via gropiosity)

So

Community’s a pretty funny show.

She… She…

SHE WENT UP A LEDGE.

(via werthereffect-deactivated201201)

maxfuckingbemis:

hilaryskank:

there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed

(via sugars)

Odamn. Hi guys xD

Lesbian alternatives to the phrase “Cockblock”

theglib:

sweetladykisses:

1) Vagected
2) Twat swat
3) Clam jam
4) Clitorference
5) Beaver impeder
6) Taco blocko
7) Scissorception

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Clitorference.

(Source: minkleburg, via tailikeswaffles)

SATs on Saturday

browena-ravenclaw:

My mom’s all, “YOU BETTER GET MORE THAN A 1970.”

And then she throws a book in front of me.

And I’m just staring at it all

DAT GIF.