do you ever get so platonically infatuated with someone that you just want to shower them with love and never stop but you’re afraid they’ll think you’re creepy and secretly start to judge you and no ssh stop all i want to do is love you
(Source: kinnetics, via gropiosity)
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
(via sugars)
1) Vagected
2) Twat swat
3) Clam jam
4) Clitorference
5) Beaver impeder
6) Taco blocko
7) Scissorceptionthis has been a post>
Clitorference.
(Source: minkleburg, via tailikeswaffles)
My mom’s all, “YOU BETTER GET MORE THAN A 1970.”
And then she throws a book in front of me.
And I’m just staring at it all
DAT GIF.
Swan Lake ..? ‘3’..?ㅋ
good morning wonderful
o-oh
my goodness
o h …
MY NEEDS
THEY ARE BEING CATERED TO
[Image: a page from that godawful new comic where Starfire has been recharacterized as a bored sexbot, but someone has replaced the original dialogue with something more appropriate and in-character. Roy Harper and Starfire are at the beach, Roy is reclining on a lounge chair and drinking some cocktail-ish beverage, Starfire is just standing around striking poses specifically designed to make the male readership drool.
Starfire: Friend Speedy, your reminiscence of humans past is… how you say… “The Weaksauce.” I would much rather invite you to participate in the glorious Tamaranian practice of “Flipper Garb Frap Nor.”
Roy Harper: Flapper grab…? Uh, not sure I’m familiar with that one Star.
Starfire: Forgive my earth speak… I would invite you to share in “The Intercourse”!
Roy Harper: *chokes on his drink* Um, but—uh—aren’t you—um, sorta—Jason’s girl?
Starfire: Absurd. On my home planet of Tamaran, it is only natural to take many lovers. It is one’s ultimate expression of friendship. If you are not interested I can probably—
Roy Harper: No, no… Happy to oblige.
Starfire: Splendiferous! A joyous time will be had by all!
Roy Harper: So, is there anything I need to know about making love to a Tamaranean?
Starfire: Failure to provide climax results in immediate decapitation.]
QUICK WHERE DO I FIND THIS VERSION I WANT TO BUY THIS ONE INSTEAD.
Now this is much better.
this is beautiful
can this just be the actual comic book right here kthx
“Failure to provide climax results in immediate decapitation”
Holy fuck I would buy this book in an instant
oh my god i would read the shit out of this
CAN YOU JUST WRITE THEIR LINES FROM NOW ON? PLEASE?? LS;KDGHA;SD
bene
YES!!
THAT IS HOW THE GURL I KNOW TALKS
mostly
ahauefgaeufgahgeisrfh
AKSDJSKFS
KORY JASDGLKWUF
sppotjff that last line
More like this please.
Book immediately improved.
PERFECTION
I did think just rewriting the wording would be all that’s necessary to make it “acceptable,” to an extent, but…
This is genius.
HRKAKSDLLL;;;
Now there’s the Starfire we know and love!
